jurassicarmada:

rage-quitter:

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

Grandma yes

(Source: lesbianeliksni, via blosososom)

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

and now to this day people still think he said it

that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

(via fake-mermaid)

sammlett:

forgave:

melongorl:

me: *feeling like something is really wrong*

me: lol……hope that goes away

(via zekthedino)

okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

(via fake-mermaid)